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I believe this is my dream come true


i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs


Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.


How I feel after waking up from naps.


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if none of you know what Mad Libs is

you should

"Snakes of all ages enjoy watching silly magicians perform their tiny tricks.

Every man, woman and nail polish loves to see a magician pull a lizard out of a hat, saw a live cup in half, or make a huge lotion disappear into loose air.

Audiences love when magicians perform sleight of arm with a deck of candies, a/an tall coin, or a silk friends.

The greatest of all magicians was the small Harry Houdini, who was able to escape from a locked bros even though his heads were tied behind his foot and his feet were wrapped in iron cats.”

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any of you know the mad libs game

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I had to do a dramatic reading of millionfish's amazing art.


i can actually see this happening

and him whining to nathan or skwis over a tiny, tiny spider he found in his room or something

Send me a phobia you see my character having

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do it









Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while in prison. He believes these murders were justified because both men were convicted rapists, one of whom was accused of raping his sister from the age of 8 to 14.

I never thought I would admire a murder

Did you know that in most criminals frown upon rapists and molesters  If they find out that they raped or molested a woman they usually treat them terribly like beating them up, or making them die. Criminals don’t even accept that.

Absolutely true, because if you think about it they have families and perhaps kids. If they find out you’re a child molester they are going to hate you.

Sometimes when child molesters go to jail, even the guards are lied to about what the molester did to go there. They sometimes make up a false crime to protect the molester from serious injury.

Ain’t it fucked up that even hardened criminals realise rape is fucking wrong no matter what, but there are some government officials that cannot?

that last fucking comment tho


My hair motherfuckers😻💕